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By Stephanie Rosenbloom / The Bulletin
December 23, 2012
ORLANDO, Fla. — “You have a great gig," I said to the mermaid as I sat down beside her in the giant clamshell. “You don’t have to schlep around."
We pressed our heads together and smiled for a photograph as she replied, “But I wish I had legs."
So goes small talk in Fantasyland.....