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Published daily in Bend, Oregon, by Western Communications, Inc. Copyright 2007.
By Jim Witty / The Bulletin
November 21, 2007
In observing my brother and employing a complex equation involving subtraction, long division and a generous allowance for choking down a token serving of candied yams with marshmallows on top, I’ve concluded that it takes the average person about 15 minutes to mow through Thanksgiving....