Grab Iraq

March 1, 2007

It was made very clear to me last year at the U.N. that most of the world doesn't like us. I say let's be the bad bullies we're perceived to be and declare Iraq the 51st U.S. state. We'll call her Iraq(us). Prime Minister Nouri Kamal al-Maliki can be governor of Iraqus. We have so much invested....

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