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Published daily in Bend, Oregon, by Western Communications, Inc. Copyright 2007.
By Andrew Moore / The Bulletin
December 22, 2006
Here's a question perhaps unique to modern life: How does Santa Claus deliver his Christmas booty if a home doesn't have a chimney?
Does he open a window? Does he jimmy the door? Is Santa, dear old innocent Santa, a cat burglar?
An unsavory thought, for sure. What then? Does he shrink himself to....