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Published daily in Bend, Oregon, by Western Communications, Inc. Copyright 2007.
By Leon Pantenburg / The Bulletin
January 24, 2006
How many (fill in the blank) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer to this hackneyed old joke depends on your personal prejudices and who you want to insult.
But realistically, placing a glass-walled illumination device into an appropriately threaded receptacle is easy. It's choosing....