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Published daily in Bend, Oregon, by Western Communications, Inc. Copyright 2007.
By David Jasper / The Bulletin
May 15, 2005
"Do you have any John Williams?" inquired I, Darth Vader.
"Any John what?" said the perhaps intimidated, possibly irked record store clerk. In any event, he was definitely short with me.
But then everyone seems short to Vader.
Darth Vader tried again, my voice cracking like....