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Marlin (voiced by Albert Brooks), left, tries to warn Dory (voiced by Ellen DeGeneres) about the stinging jellyfish in “Finding Nemo 3-D.

Marlin (voiced by Albert Brooks), left, tries to warn Dory (voiced by Ellen DeGeneres) about the stinging jellyfish in “Finding Nemo 3-D." See the full review in today’s GO! Magazine.
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Parents’ Guide to Movies

Published: September 14. 2012 4:00AM PST

‘FINDING NEMO 3D’

Rating: G

What it’s about: A clownfish swims far from the comfort of his coral reef in an effort to rescue his fish-napped only son.

The kid attractor factor: Funny-talking fish, action, frights, glorious animation.

Good lessons/ bad lessons: “Just keep swimming" and “You can’t hold onto them forever" and many others.

Violence: Fish-on-fish violence, scary sharks, menacing fishermen.

Language: Disney clean

Sex: Nary a hint.

Drugs: None.

Parents’ advisory: One of the best 10-and-younger movies ever made, and adult fans of Ellen DeGeneres will laugh and laugh and laugh at her antics. Suitable for all ages.

‘THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY’

Rating: PG-13 for language and sexual content

What it’s about: A young man’s family is kidnapped on vacation in Spain, and he learns his father never told him he was a spy.

The kid attractor factor: Lots of action, and it co-stars Bruce Willis and the guy who will be Superman next summer, Henry Cavill.

Good lessons/ bad lessons: Your ability to endure torture by terrorists may be genetic, if Dad is a spy.

Violence: Lots of bloodshed, many beatings, a stabbing and some shootings.

Language: Some profanity

Sex: Sexy dancers in a Spanish disco.

Drugs: Alcohol.

Parents’ advisory: Entirely too violent for the very young, tame enough for 12 and older.

‘PARANORMAN’

Rating: PG for scary action and images, thematic elements, some rude humor and language.

What it’s about: A boy who hears and sees dead people is a town’s only hope when witch trial victims return to life to terrorize the place.

The kid attractor factor: Stop motion animation, a “Coraline"/ “Corpse Bride" scary sensibility.

Good lessons/ bad lessons: Fear makes “stupid people do stupid things," like accuse others of witchcraft.

Violence: Some scary stuff involving witch trials and the dead returning to life.

Language: A couple of mildly off-color double entendres.

Drugs: A few drunks show up.

Parents’ advisory: Too scary for the very young, but an edgy animated treat to anybody older than 8.

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